Monday, March 28, 2005

A Higher Authority

It is never been my intention to become part of Neurocam to win friends and influences people. I answer to an Authority far Higher than the Earthly Masters whom pull the puppet strings for most of you.


Your revelation of the identity of RH is outstanding. I am somewhat surprised that it took you so long to achieve such a result. I am sure the upper echelons of Neurocam are somewhat surprised too.

It came to my attention some time ago that Operatives are stagnant and lack a reality of Neurocam that is startlingly in contrast to the usual intellectual level required by Neurocam of its Operatives. You all seem hell bent on the need for prolific and eloquent speech that you have forgotten the fundamental Operating Procedures that are basic to any agent in any organisation in any part of the world. Too many of you are happy to follow along behind the ideals of others. You hide behind your leaders with a respect that can only be attributed to the canine variety of earth’s species. Lets face facts ladies and gentleman, who can honestly stand up and say they have had an original thought or idea of Neurocam that has not been founded from a belief which has been gained from another blogger or bloggers experience?

Spend some time in quiet meditation. Spend sometime seeking answers from an inner conscience that speaks to you from the depths of your soul. Spend some time talking to the voice in your head that if you outwardly admitted existed then your fear of institutionalisation would become a reality.

I have learned from a respected member of our community that Neurocam is an unveiling. An opening of doors to another realm of fantasy and reality mixed with insanity that borders on the sane. Go there, explore, and maybe there you may find the intention behind your operative status. It is more than to follow or to lead but is to go beyond what is normal of this world.

18 comments:

johana said...

Perhaps you need to spend a little less time talking to the voices in your head, honey-pie. Then you may gain a little of that reality that you say "we" lack. And no, not just as it relates to Neurocam but in the broadest sense.

I find your arrogance, lack of wit and need to capatialise 'higher' astounding but not suprising given the absolute mess of a job you did with your little alter-ego there.

sub-xero said...

And who, Johana, are you? my apologies for being so blunt but I do not yet realise your room to talk when I havn't even noticed you on the scene yet. 'Neurocam - Get out of your mind.'

hester said...

Johana is Operative Jojo, who was tasked with securing the briefcase at the conclusion of last month's Bolte Bridge multi-op assignment in Melbourne.

Perhaps you haven't been able to spot her on the scene because you're so very far away from it.

Unknown said...

I have the upmost respect for "The Green Jellybean". Her courage in the Bolte Bridge assignment is commendable and her comments are repected even if she does call me honey pie LOL. I am sure there was no offence meant by Operative Sub Xero's comment.

johana said...

*does double take*

Courage? What is this courage of which you speak??

johana said...

You develop your sense of self and identity based wholley on the experiences of another so how is it at all reasonable to think that you're a true original? (Refering to the fact that babies believe they and their primary carer are one and the same for quite some time)

Besides, the point is- you point your finger at the masses and say that we are all unoriginal when I have yet to see a spark of unique in you as yet. Even the finger pointing routine is as old as the hills. If you haven't read Crime and Punishment you should. I think you'd identify strongly with Raskolnikov... just don't go killing any pawn brokers...

Even Dostoyevsky stole the Napoleon thing from philosphers of the time.

Nothing new under the sun and all that. Everything is just an extension on someone elses idea...

Unknown said...

Quite frankly if you all feel so strongly about such a project as the one I carried out than maybe you should brush up on your security issues yourselves. (before you say anything lady j, if I masked my IP address, which is easily done through a proxy server, then you would still be running around like headless chickens). Talk about a panick over a harmless character. RHNC was so transparent he was almost invisable. Maybe you are all steamed up because you all feel a little silly to have been taken in by him. I have been described by Robert Henley as pathalogical. Robin Hely himself congratulated me on such an amusing psuedonim. So what am I? Well who cares really. The point I am trying to make is a simple one.
If you never grasped it then so be it. If you did then congratulations.
Methodius, if you never gave your password to every Tom, Dick and Harriette you may not have suffered such security breaches. If your integrity was intact, then your friends would never have distrusted you anyway! So are they really your friends?
One last point: Not one member of Neurocams Senior Management got out of his or her proverbial pram and panicked about RHNC, they obviously carried out a simple investigation and realised who the culprit was in the first place. It was there puppets who got there knickers in a twist over it.
If nothing else it has got you all THINKING again!

johana said...

I don't care overly if you want to make nuisance characters and write poorly spelt comments and emails.

What annoys me is that you're a condescending, arrogant little jerk without the substance to back it up.

You're not intelligent. Your little point wasn't profound. You're just not that special.

Unknown said...

Bring it on baby xx

You stir the parts in me, that other girls cannot reach LOL

B

johana said...

And once again you sound like a stupid little 16 year old boy out of his depth...

Good come back though

hester said...

Beltaine, quite a few of us have known who you are long before I raised the issue on my blog.

We were willing to tolerate, to a certain to degree. We were hoping you would bore yourself eventually and go away.

But you kept at it, and poorly so. The only solution, finally, was the one we chose.

The tribe has spoken.

Do better next time, or not at all.

Unknown said...

The Fox and the Hound. I must go lest my imagination get the better of me. You are just feeding my wanton, have you read my article on the Eight Magics? The Purple Magic will be of interest to you both.

B

eo2 said...

"You are just feeding my wanton"...?

I find your tendency to overreach the limits of your own vocabulary to be hilarious!

Is English your first language?

Unknown said...

My first language dear EO is the words of an MP5, 203 or even the L98A1.

I am also a cockney if that helps in your perception of my langauge capabilities.

Lastly we all have a breaking point and mine has finally come so here goes "I couldn't give a fuck if you don't like the way I write or the way I talk. I was brought up on weapons, ammuntion and combat survival and I couldn't care less if you do no like my prose. Not all of us have had the lesiure to waste our lives on pointless university degrees that gives us the knowledge to compose what I would class as toffee nosed crap. My degree is the university of life, my language has been diverse, how do you tell a 12 year old boy soldier in seirra leone to put on his safety catch on and lower his weapon before you blow his god damn brains out and add another faceless ghost to the endless nightmare. Certainly not with the bollox some of you seem to create. Correct grammer and spelling is not the life force of the universe" My skills lay elsewhere! I have come to except that maybe some of you will too.

So there! :P

Unknown said...

Yes that was probably full of spelling mistakes. Yes it was probably full of grammer errors.

I really couldnt care! I am not trying to be something I aint. I am a down to earth ex pat, I have a reasonable education with only 5 O levels english not being one of them. In fact english was my worst subject. In fact I hated english. In fact I failed english. I also hated art with a vengence and never took the subject. I can't stand art I never could. A picture of a bunch of grapes is exactly that to me.
No I am still not back in my pram. I can't find my dummy.

Unknown said...

So there you have it. Don't expect a poetic master piece from me. Read my words. They mean what they say. I will never try and dress them up. I will always be to the point. At least you will know where you stand with me.

I am back in my pram now, dummy firmly secured.

Normal service resumed.

Oh one last thing

What you wish for me, I wish for you.
What you wish for me, I wish for you.
What you wish for me, I wish for you.

B

eo2 said...

My oh my, it does seem I've touched a raw nerve, Beltaine.

I would submit to you that the laws of grammar and syntax do not exist, as your self-righteousness suggests, so that you might develop a persecution complex against them.

You seem to enjoy thinking that no one understands you; I rejoin that no one understands you because no one can decipher what you're trying to say.

Unknown said...

Maybe its because i'm a Londoner, from good ole London Town.

B