It is exactly 1hr 1min and 20s until my appointment with the Dentist.
I am beginning to believe there is a conspiracy amongst dentists to keep your teeth as un-healthy as possible. If they are un-healthy, you will keep going back, and they get to explore your pain threshold with a sadistic pleasure and usage of medieval torture equipment.
I mean firekin hell, who would want to be a dentist anyway. Only the sick and mentally depraved i'm sure. Dentistry is simply legalised BDSM.
Yes yes! You may have guessed i'm pooping myself again at my intended 6 monthly visit to the foul smelling dungeon of perversity.
Brits are not always hard you know!
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omg omg omfg.
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