Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Church of Satan


Church of Satan

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Some of you will have noticed my absence over the last month or so... others will claim that they never even noticed I was missing haha my counter tells me you is Lying...

Anyway this has ben due to internal changes in my agency and a need to complete some serious admin issues that needed addressing

I thought I would start you all off with a fundamental alternative religion for you to chew over. I will post specific articles relating to this over the course of the next few months.

Where is IOCUS ?

Church of Satan

The Nine Satanic Statements

from The Satanic Bible, ©1969

by Anton Szandor LaVey


1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!


9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!