Showing posts with label NCI. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NCI. Show all posts

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Mr Sac Wad is a Brit


I just watched the operations acceptance video and the opening credits remind me of the time when I was undercover for the military and wandered into a mushroom infested area. After 3weeks of poor nutrients the mushrooms look to good to waste and I sat there and munched a few. The result was a rather garbled mess on transmission of my sitrep, this video would have been the visual version of y own predicament.
And so Mr Sac Wad seems to be a Brit.........
No ffs its not me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agents of T.I.T.A.N
embracing change

Neurocam uses Reverse Psychologcal Therapy on Phase666 Operatives

Looks like I'm forgiven, for now!

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Neurocams CEO is one hot mama, push door to open

When people are faced with frightening situations, they will take amazing precautions — even if the perceived threat never happens. People in coastal cities facing a possible hurricane will stock up on food, store water in their bathtubs and board up their windows. Just before the Year changed to the year 2011, NCI were worried that Titan Agents around the world would shut down organizations, bringing down power grids, ATM machines, gasoline stations, health care, transportation systems, financial and governmental services. NCI took precautions.

Look, finally the door is unlocked!

Monday, May 07, 2012

Two dolphins that died at a Neurocam Testing Center

Two dolphins that died at a Neurocam Testing Center after it hosted a rave were probably killed by a party-goer's Compound H67T substitute, according to a leaked toxicology report.

The dolphins, called Henley and Knight, died at a Classified Area in Lipperswil, Switzerland last November, just days after the rave.
Thousands of operatives had attended the weekend rave party after Neurocam Scientists rented out land near the dolphins' training pool.
At first it was thought that the blaring techno music (used in interrigation white noise techniques) had caused their deaths by damaging the dolphins' sensitive sonar and hearing.
The death went on for over an hour. It was horrendous. I have not been able to sleep since.
Operative Numar Clense

Dutch Nautonier Scientist expert Dick van Dyke said: "H67T is extremely dangerous for mammals we even have operatives MIA due to the potency of the stuff and should never be used in any end of season operative party.

Can I Have a Pizza Every Agent Please

Any 3 toppings you say? Well, can I have a Neurocam Operative, a Yellow-1 Agent and a slice O'T.I.T.A.N

Sunday, May 06, 2012

Neurocam's Fund Raising Busted Wide Open

Agents of T.I.T.A.N have been investigating how NCI fund themselves and have over the years uncovered some unscrupulous methods one of those being the Robert Henley 419 Nigerian Scam. However recent events have come to light at the Kings Cross Office and a document containing one file appeared at my desk early hours of this morning the file Titled "NCI Fundraiser UK Offices" contained one picture, the picture says it all It seems like Operative PA has vanished, if anyone knows of his whereabouts they are to contact me post haste...

In other matters, Agents are to locate the whereabouts of Torin Caliva before Neurocam can get there sticky hands on him......

PTTS Protocols