The Glad Tidings of a Neurocam Operative in Texas: I operative J former senior member of NEUROCAM sha...

The Glad Tidings of a Neurocam Operative in Texas: I operative J former senior member of NEUROCAM sha...: I operative J former senior member of NEUROCAM shadow operations committee and restructuring committee hereby decree the immediate reinstate...


This certainly needs investigation, looks like someone has popped the cork on the wine casket and someone has sobered up?

DO YOU
Live in fear of Life?
Live in fear of Death?
Live in fear of Yourself?
Live in fear of Others?
Have low self esteem?
Cry at sad movies?

Then you need not apply T.I.T.A.N

Beltaine
Investigator in Chief
Agents of T.I.T.A.N

CIA Use Wizard of Oz Mind Control

Agent The Next Generation

Serving Higher Intelligence since 1945

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Fringe Science at its best

Borderland Research

Neurocam Operative Live Here?

They say that Neurocam is no more?

They say that you cannot, and will never find anyone who worked for NCI!

After extensive research and traveling the globe I have only found one clue, its in the picture below

Could this be the home for NCI operatives? They are creatures of habit and one would ascertain that to block out the mental torture an operative suffered at the Hands of Maxwell Knight, one would assume that copious quantities of Alcohol to be taken 4 times a day.

A halfway house must be near this sign, if you know where this is please comment as a matter or urgency.

www.neurocam.com

Proof Aliens Inhabit Human Bodies

I have categorical proof that Aliens do take over the bodies of human beings.

Whilst driving to and from classified locations within the UK my 7yr old daughter had an interesting dialogue with me, leading to my conclusion that at some point in the last 24hrs a 6th dimensional being has inhabited her body and is now trying to communicate with me using her limited vocabulary. Here is the conversation.

Bethany: Daddy, our we in my world yet?

Me: Bethany we are always in your world!

Im starting to warm to God

God is an evil fucker, there is just no other way to put this and you know how much of a troll eating blunt munch I am.

My studies of the Bible, Gods book, is thrusting all sorts of warm sweet tasting bile into the back of my throat it makes me want to smear the filth all over my nipples in religious ecstacy, could Beltaine finally convert to GOD?

Well if I find any more stuff like this I just might!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NUM 31:14, 17, 18: "And Moses was wroth...And Moses said unto them, "Have ye saved all the women alive? ... Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman, ... But all the women children ... keep alive for yourselves."

HUMAN MUTATION CHEMTRAILS & HOLOGRAMS -metallics EMF radiation PLS READ ...

This is a classic from my investigative good old days, back in the days when we were commissioned by anonymous donors to investigate allegations into mind control by the CIA and Homeland Security and the control of patients falsely imprisoned against the will and fed drugs developed through alien technology given to our planet by the Pleiadians.




Outer Space Neurocam Agent

In the meantime I feel a very important Neuronews update needed on behalf of our NeuroAgent, that's NeuroAgent not NeuroticAgent............

A4 was brought by aliens from outerspace............

Neurocam has recruited operatives from other worldly planets to convey simple messages across the world on behalf of its Organization....

An interview with one such agent was carried out on Agent Blabbers behalf due to his illness, our replacement agent "who does not wished to be named for security reasons" set up the interview with Neurocams Outer Space Agent.

Agent Anon: What is your name?

Outer Space Neurocam Agent : Our names would be impossible for you earthlings to pronounce, so we take names from Marvel Comics and grade B outer space movies.

AA: Is that how you look in real life (see picture above)?

OSNA: I do not have a physical body. I am currently inhabiting the body of some fat slob couch potato I found sitting at his computer. I don't like it in here. He was in the process of downloading porn and swilling down beer when I took over his body.

AA: What information have you been researching on behalf of Neurocam?

OSNA: We have many helpful hints for your planet.

AA: For example?

OSNA: We have brought you technology which will enable you to resist the mind control rays from the HAARP Antenna, and other forms of government mind control, like TV. Our patented HAARP Antenna Neutralizer is guaranteed to block out mind-controlling rays, or your money back!

AA: Do you know anythng about Compound H67 T commonly called THE BROWNIE?

OSNA: We have figured out a way to get psychiatric patients to be more compliant with taking their medications. Simply give the drugs an outer space sounding name, like "Serenion", "Ulterian" etc. Tell the patient it is a Pleiadian drug. They'll gobble them right up, and stop all that annoying babbling. On my planet, we have drugs that make Thorazine seem like a refreshing pick-me-up.

AA: How long have you been working on behalf of Neurocam International?

OSNA: We have been trying to reach the people of your planet with urgent information for more than 50 years.

AA: Have you tried to communicate with any Earth Agents of Neurocam?

OSNA: We have tried to talk to agents such as Dan Pritchard, SoSS and many others but we have recently discovered that there have been serious credibility problems with the people we have selected to bring our message to you.

AA: What has been the problem with these Earth Agents?

OSNA: It seems that somehow, by some strange coincidence, every single person we have appeared to and given the task of informing the world of our intentions has been mentally ill.

AA: What has Neurocam Operations Department advised you to do about the problem?

OSNA: Neurocam Operations department has told us that they are currently developing more sophisticated screening methods and they hope to be able to select a sane human being to be our spokesperson, one who will be taken seriously. We urge you to be patient.

AA: What do you think of the new CEO Ms Harriet Moore?

OSNA: The woman told me she was from "the Pleiades", so I asked her "Whereabouts in the Pleiades are you from?". I tried to explain to her that the stars in that constellation only look like they're close together from here, but they are actually billions of miles apart. It's not like the Pleiades is a neighborhood.

AA: I bet that baffled her?

OSNA: I am plagued by such women, they are the bane of my existence.

AA: I am sorry to hear that. Before we conclude this interview is there anything else you would like to say?

OSNA: Yes I have a poem I have wriiten.

AA: Ok well read it out.

OSNA: Hello, I am Elerion V

Take a big, fat statue of the Buddha,

anoint his head with olive oil.

Now sit on it,

jump up and down,

up and down,

until you reach.....

AA: Is that all?

OSNA Its not finished yet.

AA: Oh really? Anyway, thanks for the interview hope you reach some intelligent Neurocam Operatives soon. Goodbye

OSNA: Hello, I am Elerion V

Eminem - Without Beltaine

TITAN ISSUES WARNING TO AGENTS

I Am Faceless

I Am Faceless
Originally uploaded by Megan Saul

The neurocam 2009 faceless ball too place in summer solstice this year and I was happy to see Helena Bond attend after a few years of absence...

Glad you could make it Helena

Respect

Animal Magick

Chaos magicians are going to new lengths to discover intersting ways of creating chaotic animal magick.

Some are even resorting to shape shifting before carrying out their ritual magick

Results are varying

Meet Lucky

Who ever said that animals can't get involved in magick?

Enough Said!

New Satanism, New Danger

The rise of the religious right in North America has coincided with either the reinvigoration of the Satanic conspiracy, or the discovery of a conspiracy that has remained with us throughout, depending on who you believe. The activities of this conspiracy may include, but are not limited to:

Ritual sacrifice of animals and people of all ages
Cannibalism, including forced cannibalism
Torture, including:
Keeping people naked in snake-filled cages
Inflicting spider bites
Urinating into the victim's mouth or over their body
Burying people alive
Crucifixion and similar tortures
Summoning supernatural beings
Black masses
Mock marriages
Forced pregnancies
Pornography
Brainwashing
Kidnapping
Sexual abuse, including ritual sexual abuse of children of all ages
Murder - estimates go up to 10,000 a year and higher
Sex with the dead
Rape
Infiltrating politics, the police, and the legal and medical profession
Funding research into 'False Memory Syndrome'
Cooking babies in microwaves
Carrying out sacrifices in the UK House of Commons

This is scary stuff.

Some of these activities may seem far-fetched to many people. However, rejecting the idea completely for this reason could be viewed as over-simplistic. Even if the more extreme claims are fabrications, that does not mean that there are no elements of truth at the core of the myth.

Reference: BBC

I love it mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaahaahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Merry Christmas Immigrants

A Cock thats dangerous

The Cockatrice can cause death with a single glance. Report indicate that anything catching sight of the lethal bird's eyes is turned instantly to stone. But just as deadly is their poisonous saliva, which can fell even an elephant.Also known as a Basilisk, a Cockatrice has the head and feet of a cockerel and the tail of a serpent. The Cockatrice is believed to be the product of a seven-year-old cockerel's egg, laid during a full moon and then hatched for nine years by a serpent or toad.There are a few ways to protect oneself from a Cockatrice. One is to carry something reflective - like a mirror - and turn the creature's gaze back on it. Another is to keep either a weasel or a cockerel nearby. The weasel is said to be the mortal enemy of the Cockatrice, while the crowing of the cockerel is even more effective as it causes the Cockatrice to have fatal fits and ultimately thrash itself to death.

Gordon Browns a Cunt!

I just heard this fat bastard say on the BBC News at 10pm that his "Optimism" is going to get us all through this difficult period. I guess he means the reccession....

Well actually his Bank Balance will get HIM through this period and his optimism has fuck all to do with getting me anywhere.

In fact, only my hard work will get me and my family through this period and Gordon Brown's optimism features nowhere

So fuck off Brown and say something thats meaningfull for a change

Thelema

The word of the Law is THELEMA. Who calls us Thelemites will do no wrong, if he look but close into the word. For there are therein Three Grades, the Hermit, and the Lover, and the man of Earth. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. Liber AL vel Legis I:39 I:40 Love is the law, love under will.

LVX,

Beltaine