Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Neurocam Management Structure


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Originally uploaded by Beltaine.

Here is the secret document known as Neurocams Management Promotional Chart. This document was leaked by Mr Hastings himsef after an argument over who was the biggest in Seniour Management.

Of course, I am not permitted too show you the full version so I have blanked out the names of those management lucky enough to hold position on this chart. With all the sackings and promotions going on and with the loss of the CEO there appears to be a vacancy at the top of the chart.

So 10 points and a Brownie to the operative who guesses closest to the new structural chart.

Fill in the blanks and email me your submissions. The winner will also get a prime slot on my blog.

Lets see who the Operatives think is the biggest managerial c**t of Neurocam International

10 comments:

Hamish said...

How can we possibly say who the biggest c*** is now that you've left Neurocam?

Anonymous said...

Exactly. All you are doing here Beltaine is making an ass of yourself. A very immature one at that.

Chris Titan said...

We all know that it is I, Chris Titan, who will attain to the summit of NeuroPerfection. The YONI is a sacred vessel. I will fill this vessel with my hardness that yeilds to the softness, and from my secret and un-named postion on the right hand of Charles Hastings we will rule the thousands of operatives who act at our every whim.

The eye in this TRIANGLE is the buzzing clitorus of the fully satisfied female, the eye is open...the eye must be fully open to engage this technology...

If anyone was paying attention...they might have the benefit of practicing Crowley's Sapphire Ritual for a few months now...

Like Phoenix Rite there is a lot of metaphore that borders on the absured...ehem...

It is the inner eye that is bathed in the blood chemistry of fully engaged orgasm...

How long can you hold open your mind's eye shutter...

Blinking...blinking at all is grounds for disqualification...

damn...all I had was a few beers...

hahahahahhahaha

Anonymous said...

I thought you would like this one Chris,

Did you get my emails from Charlie saying he has a team on us and my wife is the trigger.

CST says he is a lying toad and I bet all the Brownies I can buy for a months salary that he cannot come up with a picture of her.

Even if he gets a trigger on my team whats that going to achieve. I don't scare easily Charlie and nor does my wife, she's ex job herself we are not two bit college students that you can scare with the bogey man

Beltaine
NO FEAR

sub-xero said...

Ooohh!!! Ok, ok, I gotta get a piece of this here it goes... sending you my submission now... DIBS ON THE BROWNIE!!!!!

sub-xero said...

Oh yeah, and all y'all, stop with your Beltaine hating, at least he's got a backbone enough to hand in a resignation and stand up for something he believes in, what? you're all still shoveling Neurocam muck? disappointing.

Anonymous said...

Agreed. As inflammatory as you are at times, someone has to play the devil's advocate. I would have taken the position had it not been filled so thoroughly. Love your work.

Midnight said...

Who wants some brownies? I'm making...

Anonymous said...

MAZE

Hastings, if he is the real Hastings...seems to have just returned from a very bad trip with Ms. Fisher, so bad infact that she has left him. He is sitting around the office in a drunken rage being fed misinformation by the agents who are responsible for leaking information about Hastings past. Otto or Vito, who ever that magnetic "Bardonic" magician is, may still be on the job poisioning Hastings against the members of the invisible orders that keep Neurocam pure...

A bitter drunken Hastings...

No lover...

No friends...

No damned Corporation...

Hastings is a broken shell of a man...

But like Titan says...support the Hastings chair...

He is the only one who has retained his name. From a purely magickal standpoint, this is like RA is the story...where the power of a God in his name...ISIS got her power when she learned the true name of Ra.

Long live Gennaro!

Anonymous said...

I didn't notice it was a Bardon reference until after she was gone. Wish I had.